Monday, July 30, 2007

HAYDEN PANETTIERE SEXYI hope you're ready for it, because HAYDEN PANETTIERE SEXY turns 18 in a mere 22 days. Until then, you're still a sick pervert for looking at her with lustful thoughts in your pervy little head. But don't worry, you're not the only one. And in a few short weeks, you won't have to worry about it anymore.

I, for one, am prediciting a very fun year for HAYDEN PANETTIERE SEXY, and what with Lindsay Lohan out of capacity for the foreseeable future (that is unless she's chewed her way though her straight jacket - though given her aversion to actually eating, I don't think that's a problem), Hayden is bound to be a whole bundle of fun.

Until then, here are some pictures of HAYDEN PANETTIERE SEXY in some very, very, very short shorts. Really, though, could those shorts get any shorter? Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that. Could get me into some trouble.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

BRITNEY SPEARS HOTSkivvy-dipping, soiling an expensive outfit and sailing with her sons sans lifejackets – it was a wet n' wild week for BRITNEY SPEARS HOT.

On July 18 the pop star, 25, and her unidentified blonde gal pal stopped off in Malibu for an impromptu afternoon dip (with BRITNEY SPEARS HOT wearing only her skivvies!) before a crowd of photographers.

In the course of the session she apparently fretted that the ceiling might cave in, she allowed her newly acquired puppy to soil the floor and she wiped her hands on a couture gown after scarfing down fried chicken.

Finally, on July 20, Spears drew another wave of criticism for going boating with sons Sean Preston, 22 months, and Jayden James, 10 months – without life jackets. (Turns out they're not required by state law on such a large craft.)

BRITNEY SPEARS HOT, who has no manager or personal publicist and has been without her BFF Alli Sims lately, "won't listen to anybody," says a family friend. "[Her family] is frustrated with the situation – and worried about the children."

LINDSAY LOHAN once again / still at the Polaroid Beach House. This time, however, she's making sure the paparazzi get some nicely staged Lindsay Lohan bikini pictures to show, just in case those pictures of Lindsay Lohan's giant cleavage don't do the trick.

At least you can't say Lindsay isn't giving Polaroid their money's worth for her corporate whoring. Though I don't think anyone's ever complained about not getting their money's worth for Lindsay's "services."

Lots more LINDSAY LOHAN bikini pictures after the jump. Now that's value for money.

Wednesday, July 4, 2007

Another celebrity couple doesn’t quite understand the concept of birth control. Reports have surfaced that Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are expecting a baby.

Always nice when you see a couple get married for love and not because it will help make a good PR move. With Richie facing a possible prison sentence for a recent DUI this baby could just end up being her get out of jail card. Why didn’t Paris think about getting knocked up to avoid a month behind bars. That time had such an impact on her she can barely enjoy herself on the beaches of Hawaii. We here at Celebridiot would like to wish Nicole and Joel all the best with their new family.


The movie that was never going to happen has finally gotten the go ahead. The four not so friendly co-stars of “Sex and the City” have apparently patched things up for the sake of the fans — and the almighty dollar! The film that women have been praying for will actually happen.


The pregnancy rumors surrounding Christina Aguilera have been confirmed by her father.

After 2 years of marriage and all kinds of statements made by Christina about their sex life you knew this was bound to happen. This will be the couples first child and only the 4th child born to a celebrity couple in wedlock in the last 7 years.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

I'm not sure I can accurately quantify just how good Mandy Moore looked at the premiere for License to Wed, so I'll just say she looked damn good. I'm pretty sure that's an accepted scientific measurement.

Of course, anytime we get a peek at some Mandy Moore cleavage, well, that's easily an extra 15 million bonus points. Add to that the fact that she still looks stunning in a lime green dress, and what more can you say?

So, logically, I know that Scarlett Johansson is really hot and sexy, and in theory, these pictures should be hot and sexy too. Her hair is pulled back in a nice pony-tail. She's showing off her legs, and even wearing a fairly tight top with a moderately low neck line. But alas, things aren't so simple.

From the "Mom shorts" to the poorly fitting bra to the really unattractive bull-ring style nose ring, Scarlett Johansson is proving that she really can be unsexy if she wants to. And it hurts because my brain is trying to see the sexy, but all it gets is blah.

All that being said, Scarlett Johansson could be wearing a moon suit and I'd still think she was hot.

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