Life in General

I hope you're ready for it, because HAYDEN PANETTIERE SEXY turns 18 in a mere 22 days. Until then, you're still a sick pervert for looking at her with lustful thoughts in your pervy little head. But don't worry, you're not the only one. And in a few short weeks, you won't have to worry about it anymore.

I, for one, am prediciting a very fun year for HAYDEN PANETTIERE SEXY, and what with Lindsay Lohan out of capacity for the foreseeable future (that is unless she's chewed her way though her straight jacket - though given her aversion to actually eating, I don't think that's a problem), Hayden is bound to be a whole bundle of fun.

Until then, here are some pictures of HAYDEN PANETTIERE SEXY in some very, very, very short shorts. Really, though, could those shorts get any shorter? Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that. Could get me into some trouble.