Wednesday, April 25, 2007

If Britney Spears is capable of actually looking like this, what the hell was that Crack and Cheetos bender all about? Sure, you might say having two kids in less than two years takes its toll on a woman's body, but I'm not buying it.

I'm also not buying that this person is really Britney Spears. I think the real Britney Spears died of a drug overdose, and the record labels used her placenta to create a clone. Of course, since cloning technology still hasn't been prefected yet, Britney 2.0 went a bit crazy.